My Man put an ad out on Craigslist that said:
"biker type str8 and feel'n horny - m4m - 36 (ne central)"
He got a response that said, "Nice cock...wanna play?"
and one that said, "
To: (MyMAN)
"Hey Hi, This is Allie not sure you remember me but if you are free sometime this week would love to meet up with you maybe start with a drink. If you're interested call me (then she gave her number which I am tempted to post...)
He responded with the following..."
"WOW...you are so hot...look i know i have wrote to you in the past and i never get a response but here i go again..lol i think you are so hot and i would love to hook up with you even if it's just once to mess around.please consider me..or at least just write me back and tell me no. i'm 37 male"
It gets better
I found this random reply
"Sent:
Sun 2/15/09 2:41 AM
ya paper air planes are cool...but if you light them on fire they are cooler..lol hi! i liked what you wrote..i'm 37 hispanic male..look i dont know if i'm what you are looking for but fuck it;.. here i am :) i like art and stuff but only cool stuff..and smart girls cuz i'm a dumb guy.. so if i sound interesting to you please write me back ..i live around central and alverado area kinda close to snob hill..thanks ..M "
My questions are as follows:
One:What the fuck? (Thanks for missing me while I am gone)
Two: Isn't m4m MALE FOR MALE? (This is news)
Three:WHAT THE FUCK????
Don't ask how I found out, just know that I am a SMART GIRL and he is a DUMB GUY (self-proclaimed) I am pretty sure you can still find jerk-offs ad. Can ya tell I'm agro right now?
WHAT THE FUCK??
ReplyDeleteYES, M4M is absolutely Male for Male! There is NO mistaking that!!
Dooood, if you're going to swing both ways, at least let your fucking girlfriend know!! What the fuck is he thinking???
I'm GLAD that I told Ariane to have Jason do her '13' tat now (he is so freaking adorable, btw). M is such a fucktard. You & Ariane just need to hit the town hard and try to find some halfway normal guys...
I STILL think you guys should try match.com or something like that... fabulous guys aren't gonna be in a bar or whatevs.
We are officially on a hunt for that mystery man the psychic talked about. Period.
Also: WHAT THE FUCK??
LOL For the record.... I LOVE You. J is amazing-seriously. AND Um.... I sort-of snogged a certain someone last night, mmm-hmm yup I DID. I AM NOT sorry!
ReplyDeletetotally random! wtf? When we were at the shop the girl he had just tattooed said something about him saying she was hot or something along those lines. Grrrr, what a mess
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