Boys Are Dumb...

Last night, after tucking my little one in to bed. I decided to fore go my homework and instead take a long hot bath. I usually take a bath in the morning when I wake up, but last night I felt just plain nasti-fied.

My Man usually gets to his apartment a little after nine. When he got home he was blowing up my phone. I, of course, was tuned out completely enjoying my bath!

Once I got out and dried my hair, I heard my phone (downstairs) ringing like crazy. When I answered it- it was The Man, all ago... again.

Me: "I was taking a bath, what's up"

Man: "Did you see my messages? What were you doing?"

Me: 'Ummm, taking a bath, I just said that!"

Man "You never take a bath at night... is there someone else?"

Me: "Are you kidding me?"

Man: "No, Jen. I hate it when you don't answer your phone, you know that. It makes me think you are hiding something from me. You make me feel like you don't care"

Me: "Ummm, Do you hear yourself? I was in the bath. I am talking to you with a towel on my head... I'm STILL not even dressed. I didn't take my phone into the bathroom with me. This is ridiculous, I have to go, I am Fa-Reezing!"

Man: "Whatever, Jen."

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I sent him a text after he hung up on me that said, "You're my lil drama Queen- I love you."

Him: "Ya whatevr"

Me: "You are being such a jerk"

Him: "Like I said, whatever"

I didn't respond after that. At about 1 in the morning, I got this text from him:

Him: "Let's See...i fuck up. I'm the worlds biggest asshole. I need to know that my so-called g/f loves me and that I mean something to her and all I get is nothing..... I talk from my heart and i get nothing...Am i not allowed to hear loving words from my g/f that would make me feel at peace? so yeah, I'm bein a jerk... you sit over there doing your shit while I sit over here feeling like shit. So what are you gonna do-break up with me. U have twice in the past month-- BUT IM THE JERK. Right now I think you are the coldest person I have ever known"

YES THAT ALL WAS IN A TEXT

I didn't respond, because I was seriously up in arms- clearly. It IS true I've broken up with him twice. The first was because there was a CHICK in his pad and he didn't answer my ONE text (I'm so restrained). Talk about hiding shit.... hummp
The second was the flowers out the window incident...

Boys are Dumb.